Works fine for me


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From What’s the best joke you know about your own profession? thread, on Reddit:

A sysadmin goes to the doctor complaining of an upset stomach. The doctor tells him "mine works just fine".

Sounds like support.

Isn’t it interesting that for things like application support if someone calls up with a problem, the first thing you will do is try to replicate it. For lots of other types of support this really isn’t the case though. Application support for a program that publishes content for the web is a whole new can of fish.